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Ninjaball

A national sport of the Wang Kingdom, often represented by depictions of a happy Hellcrow cuddling a Ninja, while kicking a ball. As one might assume, Ninja ball was invented for and by apprentice Ninja. The object of the game is to simply collect seven different colored marble balls at once. It was first depicted in Mime: The True Xtchi Master.

How to Play

• Step One: Get some tarps for the blood splatter. Also, get Geisha and Gaysha to entertain the crowd during the boring parts.

• Step Two: Gather two to five teams consisting of nineteen different Kung Foo Fighters, assorted Ninja, Samurai, Xtchi Masters, or particularly well-armed and bloody-minded peasants.

• Step Three: Put the players into a circular field full of weapons and trees, a chain-mail net goal for every team, and a bottomless pit in the middle.

• Step Four: Toss in seven extremely heavy, multi-colored balls representing the virtues of ninja-dom into the arena. First one to have all seven balls in their net wins the game.

The losers are encouraged, although not actually required, to commit ritual suicide with rusty sporks. If any of the balls fall into the bottomless pit, all players are considered losers. Attacking another player in the genitals is the only way to get disqualified.

The survivors of this game are known to all as master warriors in their field. The Cardboard Tube Samurai was asked several times to join the "Toriyama Tangus", but refused on multiple occasions.