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Ned

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Ned

A truly anomalous element, Ned is indescribable, except that it is commonly described as being 'like, you know, Neddish'. It is theorized to have come into existence in the universe completely by accident as it truly belongs in an infinitely higher plane of existence (which has led some to call it an Ur-Ur-Ur-element). Because of this, it is believed to be both infinitely powerful and infinitely worthless, but it is almost unanimously believed to exist - all Elemenstors who have tried to disprove its existence have gone mad. Ned has thus begrudgingly been given its own Tertiary subcategory, Segment 4, and a theoretical Elemanifestation, Nedned Nednedned.

An obscure rumor in Battal states that the concept of Ned was a prank by an utter asshole to annoy the hell out of Elemenstors. If this is true, it was completely successful, to the point of Elemenstors believing this rumor to be full of crap. It is also notable that if both this rumor and the theory of Intelligent Elementalism are correct, then the element of Ned is not only real, but also entirely artificial.

Ned Elemenstors are commonly called 'lazy bastards' and 'cheapasses'. Inversely, Elemenstors of other elements that aren't working very hard are often referred to as "Ned Elemenstors", as in "don't be such a Ned Elemenstor".

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