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Natural Death

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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Natural Death: The Silent Noisy Ranty Killer

Much as Epic Flu results from the buildup of certain humours in the blood of a Battalian, Natural Death results from a grave aversion to dire deeds. A common malady in the early times, before the emergence of the Elemenstors, when it was all but wiped out.

Symptoms include heart disease, hip replacement, wrinkles, incontinence and poor storytelling.

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