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Mud Farmer

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Mud Farmer

A Mud Farmer is just one of the many jobs a peasant can acquire over the course of his lifetime, working at a mudfarm. Responsible for unerathing and refining nearly all of Battal's mud, the Mud Farmer is often looked down upon by those more Epic than he. Mud Farmers have a terrific problem selling their wares, as few people desire mud. Indeed, those that do are often ignorant of the varying classes and degrees of mud, making it difficult for the Mud Farmer to convince a buyer that one mud is worth more than the next type.

One of the lesser known aspects of the Mud Farmer is the actual farming of the mud. Many Mud Farmers begin their career simply digging up mud, as this requires little expenditure to get up and running. Most, though, quickly move on to mud farming. This is the act, nay, the art, of cultivating mud so as to achieve a certain end product. Many Mud Farmers cultivate mud for higher-than-average Epicness, often by persuading heroes to walk around in the farmer's mud field for a while. Some Mud Farmers attempt to infuse their mud with one of the Elements, Earth being the most popular by far.

Appendix B of Book 8 contains a detailed description of all types of mud a Mud Farmer is likely to encounter or cultivate, and the relative prices and fluctuations of the mud market based on an intricate analysis of the forces affecting mud futures.

It should be noted that mud farming is to Portund as Grass Growers are to Morlond's Field.

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