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Men

General

The least discerning of the original four Most Discerning Races, it is believed that they accidentally stumbled into the Vale of Airth from a realm of pure punctuation that momentarily brushed against the Elmether.

Men are common among the races of Battal.

Even in a robust and epic land filled with people of so many races, Men persist. They live everywhere. In the fields. In the mountains. In the cities. The Men are there.

Some would be sure to point out that women, actually, were there too. However, when the execs at Realmworlds Publishing decided to grow the fan base of the franchise beyond its core demographics of virgin teen males and the mentally handicapped, there was some effort to refer to the race as "humens". The fandom almost universally rejected this. The gender dynamics of ELotH:TES are explored in the Literary Criticism section under Gender Dynamics in ELotH:TES.

Apparent Descendents

• The Completely Ordinary Non-Elves
• Fancy Men
• Fancy Women (Non-canon)
• Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas
• Indie'Ahns
• Particularly Unwomenly Women Folk/Particularly Womenly Unwomen Folk
• Sw'ftfl'woots
• Women Folk (although they suggest it to be the other way around)
• Children
• Man Child