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Mauve

Not tied to anything.

You actually looked this up? Dear God, you have got to be kidding me. Seriously, mauve. It’s a freaking color. I- I can’t even talk to you people anymore.

–It was at this point that Gryffigraltium the Narrating stepped in to the picture–

“I am here to aid thee in thine journey to find the Secrets of the Mauve,” blorked Gryffigraltium. “Thou dost wonderethest if as to the validity of the color mauve, dost thou notteth? Rest assured, kindeth shrews; thine answers that thou seeketh are here.” Gryffigraltium continued on in his speech for exactly seventeen minutes and eight hundred seventy-five thousands of a second. The key point seems to have been lost or was not lacking in the area of never being made. All anyone can remember of the speech now is that for some reason mauve refused to follow Item Law #300...