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Mariacheetahs

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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Mariacheetahs

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: 0 (Harmless)

Mariacheetahs are interesting creatures. One the one hand, they have the soul of an artist which manifests itself in their singing ability; on the other, they are vicious hunters that are able to run faster than many of the other creatures in the planes. The result of this are strange songs that include a lot of lyrics about eating guts. Caged Mariacheetahs are often found in some lute-banger bands.

Mariacheetahs release a faint pheremone that induces a slight feeling of unease in other male mammals. By using the Token His Panic, a concentrated cloud of these pheremones can be summoned to induce absolute terror and panic in males.

Mariacheetahs were the result of one of Jeffryon the Pun-Lover, Gods Curse his Soul's many, many experiments gone wrong.

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