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Magical Monkey

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: 56 (Horrifically Nasty)

Magical simians with the intelligence equivalent to that of a 3-year old child, Magical Monkeys live in troops at the foothills of various mountain ranges in the southern areas of The Sickle and The Shield.

Magical Monkeys are easily identifiable by their attention-grabbing purple and orange splots, as well as their two exceptionally long tails which are far stronger than their arms. Although they stand at only a meter tall when fully grown, their tails are easily three times that length and incredibly dexterous.

Aside from their garish coloring and two powerful rear appendages, Magical Monkeys can also manifest a number of supernatural abilities.

These powers are limited in scope and must fall within one or more of the four categories listed below:

• Low-level Fire Elemenstation.
• Anything that could possibly annoy someone
• Anything involving feces or bananas.
• All of the above (such as throwing flaming, feces-covered bananas at someone).

It should be noted that while the Magical Monkey King is in fact, the king of the Magical Monkeys, he himself is a (insanely powerful) Furniliar merely shaped like a Magical Monkey rather than being the genuine article.