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Levitating Pasta Fiend

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Levitating Pasta Fiend

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: 106 (Nastiness Incarnate)

Creatures as mischeivous as they are powerful, it is generally accepted that Levitating Pasta Fiends were nearly hunted to extinction by heroes the world over by about year 4,000 (TMSK). (See: Great Pasta Purge.) Legend has it that their noodly appendages can trigger dramatically appropriate episodes of divine revelation when reverently touched, although the tasty noodles are usually just eaten.

Pasta Fiends delight in torturing navel-gazing Chronosorcellors with existential questions of an irreverent nature, such as "Can you prove that you aren't your own grandson's uncle's sibling's aunt's cousin's roommate's illegitimate child?" and as such typically hunt the western portion of the Spaghetti Plane.

"You should really get your genealogy down. s'for your own good."

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