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Law 196

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Item Law #195

Appearance and Names of Items must be appropriate to their coolness:
1. Cool Items must have names and appearance that do not obviously betray their true power and function.
2. Uncool Items will look new and shiny, and must have a proliferation of gems, buttons, or other appendages that do nothing whatsoever. If destroyed, a massive explosion must occur.
3. Items that are just plain cheap or sucky will appear to be made out of hand-me-down parts of Uncool items. Destruction triggers a mediocre explosion.
This law does not apply to items that affect the coolness of the wearer or other items, nor may it contradict any other item laws.

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