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Langoites

A number of Kinloboys who initially began to harass Langomedes during the production of the third season of the Wizbits. Langomedes, apparently exercising the same strange, hypnotic charisma that initially landed him the Wizbits deal, converted them into unabashed fans of the series and initiated them into a set of "inner teachings" that he had supposedly concealed in the cartoon. For this reason, Langoites are sometimes called "self-hating Kinloboys".

Although the content of these supposed inner teachings is unknown, some Langoites have produced telling rants on the old message boards. They claim that the Wizbits is not merely canon, but, in fact, reality itself, and that all else is a pale reflection of them. Supposedly, this knowledge allows them to "synchronze rays" with figures in the ELotH:TES universe and "manifest" various phenomena. For an example of such a claim, de-bunked on the normally credulous show Hauntings, see Hierarch Larchmere.

It is also of note that the Langoites view one person as the embodiment of all that was evil within Langomedes, a man who managed to absorb it in order to carry out the will of a group that they were once aligned with, but seemed to be plotting against them. They discern that this man is the Anti-James because inner teachings in his works tend to contradict the teachings received by Langomedes; Langoites also mention that the inner teachings of this man frequently tend to contain the phrase "There is a faster way to find out". He has already converted several weak-minded Langoites into a Dark Fourteen subgroup known as the Dark Langoids.

Known Langoites

Annonymous Miranda