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Kitalihetilaka
Alignment
(+/+/~)
Domains
- Water and Beaches
- Dance
- Surfing
- Contests and Competition
- Skimpy Clothes
- Peace
Other Names
Known Relations
Description
Kitalihetilaka is usually depicted as a beautiful busty Beach Elf with dark green hair and blue eyes wearing a blue-green bikini. Some ancient depictions of Kitalihetilaka include her wearing a pearl crown. It is theorized that Kitalihetilaka used to be part of the full Elven Pantheon and that she left it for various reasons, mainly because she thought they (both the Deities and the Elves) were too stuck up and Merri'llmnbar was getting on her nerves. This theory would explain why she left to go join a more relaxed crowd, namely the Beach Elves, and why the Elven Pantheon is missing a deity for Water. Regardless of whether she used to be a part of the full Pantheon or not she has been accepted as one of the deities of the Beach Elves.
Kitalihetilaka is honored yearly at the beginning of Summer with a surf/swimsuit contest called Kitahaiatu. She is also invoked at the start of any contest or competition. Also sacrifices are made to her when the Beach Elves are fishing, crabing, clamming, or procuring any food from the sea or shore. Also all Beach Elves females are required to wear clothing that is very revealing (i.e. form fitting, or shows alot of leg and cleavage) and males are expected to at most wear shorts and open shirts in honor of her.
It is of note that she used to possess The Mighty and Merciless Magical Monkey King Staff before the Magical Monkey King took it from her while she was living in Atlantistantinople. She decided not to pursue the Magical Monkey King mostly because she didn't want monkey feces flung all over her and Atlantistantinople. At the time, Kitalihetilaka ruled over the sunken city, but later lost it to Bynsh in a particularly heated game of Deep Sea Poker. Which was kind of ironic, considering that she had invented the game two weeks earlier.
Lore
- The Great Queen Litlihatlatlatlitletla
- Kitalihetilaka, Queen of the Sea
- The Epic Beauty Contest
- The Mighty and Merciless Magical Monkey King Staff
- Kitalihetilaka and the Unfortunate Gambling Addiction
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