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Karrath's Blade of Perfect Tone

Gragnakas made this sword on a drunken bet (he was often drunk while working, which is but one of the reasons for the strangeness of his creations) from a legendary cook called Karrath, who said "I betcha a thooshund thingies, you... you shortie can... can... can't make a accompaniment for my fabuloso gravy..." Gragnakas took him up on this offer, and created the Blade of Perfect Tone which would sound in c sharp if struck by gravy. However, the sound it made when Gragnakas beat Karrath to death with it was really more of a e flat, so Gragnakas threw it out into the street, and sighed as it played an e chord upon hitting a peasant. Sepathok bought it at a local tavern and tried to play music with it before he realized he was in fact a terrible musician. Shezdor won this sword in a hotly contested game of leapfrog. The last known owner of this sword, Var Dolzeberg, received it from a traveling merchant who wanted to hear a perfect rendition of the sword's theme song: Say There, Have Ye Seen the Gravy.

Rumors exist that before throwing the sword out, Gragnakas used it to carve the rarely mentioned Box of Hoochy-Coochy Dancing from the wood of the darkest trees of the Forests of Misery.