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Kappa Delta Phi

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: 30 (Really Nasty)

An amphbious creature that lives in ponds and streams of the Wang Kingdom. It appears to be a strange combination of a turtle and an ape. It exhibits behavior similar to Jocks, in that it is smelly, stupid, goes "Whoo-hoo" a lot, and likes to smash beercans against their foreheads in an attempt to crush either the can or their brains. They adore sorority girls, Cheerleaders, cucumbers, and also feed on humans by sucking their blood out via the rectum, which is called "Death by Kappa Hazing".

Kappa Delta Phi have indentations in their head in which they place their beers, keeping them conviently nearby at all times. Kappa Delta Phi larva are called "Pledges", and look and behave considerably different.