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Jhereg
The corrosive, snot-like substance sneezed out by a Quasar. Makes an excellent condiment for anyone who can survive the consumption of it. Unfortunately, nobody can, as the only substances Jhereg cannot burn through are glass, pig meat, and the stomachs of some Duruds.
Reportedly, it tastes really good on pork. It should, since it will be the last thing you ever taste.
"Wow. What is this delicious sauce on the ham? It tastes absolutely wondeful. Hrm. My stomach seems to be troubled. I wonder why - agrh."
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