Back to People

Jeffryon the Pun-Lover, Gods Curse his Soul

Born Jeffryon Xanthanede to a couple in Moss Hadery, Jeffryon was a Stream Elemenstor and explorer who would effect much of Battal for decades to come.

Jeffryon had two things - lots of Elemenstoring talent and a passion for god-awful puns. He constantly tried to combine the two with disasterous results. For his first creation, he talked a Borner companion of his and mixed in some sorcery to create Zonardia's population of Seegulls. The atrocity of his act - both in humor and in cruelty to animals, soon had him exiled from Zonardia for life.

But his "pun-ishments" were not to stop there, as he went on to name the Faundue, spawn the Mariacheetahs, build the Liberry, Travelog, and the Shundile, sail on the Penmanship, and Transchant the Buker Bed, the Bookelf, and the Lounge Lizard - as well as many many, horrible, unfunny, incredibly stupid but powerful other mistakes.

Perhaps in a instance of cosmic justice, Jeffryon finally dyed an punny death - he drowned in a vat of clothing dye.