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Hello Kitty

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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Hello Kitty

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: 89 (Nastiness Incarnate)

Not much is known of these dread (But apparently cuddly) creatures, save that they are fairly popular amongst denizens of the Wang Kingdom, as well as occasional females in the land of Battal who are totally 'into that sort of thing'. It is rumored that the vicious Hello Kitties were designed and distrubuted by the Eldritch Beings Beyond Comprehension, however many Elemenstors who are in the know beleive that is giving them far too much credit.

"Aaaaaaah! My eyes! Oh god, it's got my eyes!"

-Anonymous peasant upon meeting a Hello Kitty.

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