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H'wel Hazeweed-In-My-Pockets

H'wel Hazeweed-In-My-Pockets was the High-King of the High-Elves during the Unlight War. H'wel was noted for being unusually cunning for a High-Elf as shown by his amazing battle tactics during the war and his ability to always weasel out of things he or the High-Elves didn't want to do. H'wel sat on the prestigious Reunified Elfish Council of Elven Factions and helped to negotiate peace between the factions by telling them to "chill out" and bringing as a gift some of the crops from the High-Elvin Crop Fields.

His two major exploits during the war was his fight against the Agash Brigade and the fight against Armba Alomba in the High-Elvin Crop Fields. Needless to say H'wel used his cunning to beat both threats. First in the battle with the Agash Brigade he "lost" all the games of Agash that he played by displaying amazing marksmanship in each game by throwing the dagger directly in the right eye of his opponent killing them instantly. He managed to pass off each "loss" as a mistake, which only shows the stupidity of Gunter the Flick and his comrades in the Brigade as they kept challenging him after every "loss".

The battle against Armba Alomba went a little worse, still H'wel and quite a few of the High-Elves came out alive. This was achieved by tricking Armba into lighting the High-Elvin Crop Fields on fire creating an epic Grey-Purple Cloud which immobilized Armba's army. H'wel chose to sacrifice the fields as it was apparent that Armba's army was more battle ready than his own (who were all "on their break"). H'wel managed to escape from the battle but not after losing his bodyguards to a furious Armba Alomba, who was unaffected by the Cloud.

After the war H'wel took his people back to their lands and faded from history. H'wel Hazeweed-In-My-Pockets' exploits are described in The Dawn of Unlight's Setting, Part 1: The Rise of Dusk and The Dawn of Unlight's Setting, Part 2: Victory's Deathknell.