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Groin the Virile

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Groin the Virile

Groin was the very epitome of a Forge-King. He drank, he wenched, he smoked, snorted, honked, sang, fought, killed, maimed, caroused, brawled, drank again and fathered a massive brood of children. Indeed, it is hard to find a Dwarf that isn't descended from Groin. He was still going well into his 9000th year, when he crashed the wagon he was driving because he was also attepting to make love to his harem at the time.

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