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Greef

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Greef

Greef is the meat of elemental sorrow that comes from one of the layers of the NastyPlanes, namely the Cowpen of Eternal Sorrow. Greef is made from the ineffectual Dyemon-breed cow known as the Ihmho Cow, named after the Dyemon prince Lord Ihmho the Perpetually Moody.

While Greef is technically the vile otherworldly form of Beef, it is quite tasty, as Ihmho Cows are lazy and self-hating, and full of saturated fats.

Vegetarian activists exclaim "All beef is Greef" on a daily basis.

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