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Goth Make-up of Loneliness

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Goth Make-up of Loneliness

The Goth Make-up of Loneliness (GML) was named after a ritual from the ancient Goth culture of Gorgonzola Seven. While normal people engage in arguments and then have makeup sex, the Goths would briefly have periods of happiness, and then reward themselves with solitary, mournful walks in the woods. As an item in the world of Elemenstor, the GML is a chalky white goo, not unlike the late afternoon remnants of early morning underarm deoderant. It is used as a repelling device that allows the practitioner to, if not exactly turn invisible, become, in the mind of the perceiver, a small, blue tennis ball. Clearly this evasion tactic works better in some locales than others.

Elementors of the weak but flashy quinternary element, White Lightning (also referred to by some as chavs) are known to be imune to this evasion tactic and can also become quite aggressive toward the wearer.

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