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Golems

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: -87 (Harmless) for a Hot "Female" Golem who want to learn about love and produces gold to 523 (Incomprehensibly Nasty) for a group gigantic Hot Nigh-Invulnerable "Female" Golems who are actually "Male" Golems which are Harbingers of the End Times and have various and sundry powers including invisibility, eye lasers, tentacles, etc.

Golems in the ELotH:TES universe are creatures which are constructed by bolting, stitching, heaping, or otherwise piling together a themed collection of odds and ends and then animating them, either through sorcery or Elemenstation (although some variant other than Transchanting is usually used) and the resulting creature has a nature defined by the materials used and possesses at least rudimentary intelligence.

Varieties of Golems

• Bedding Golems - these Golems appear at the end of the Unlight War and were fiercer than their feather pillow arms should have allowed for.
• Origami Golems - also appeared in the War of Unlight but on the side of evil, fighting for Grey Half-a-Brow.
• Chonogolems - Wondrous mechanical men created by the secretive Chronoclave.
• The Elendendium Golem
• Golemonsters