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Geew Carver

Furniliar: Jeb the Peanutchair

Possibly one of the greatest Elemenstors ever known, and also a scientific genius - Geew Carver brought honor and recognition to Honeyroasters everywhere. Artist, botanist, scientist, Elemenstor - Carver was a true genius and man of many talents. He revolutionized agriculture in Battal by discovering that peanuts could replenish soil, and also be used to make axle grease, shields, bleach, hair dye, buttermilk, swords, chili sauce, children, fuel briquettes, geese, ink, horeshoes, instant coffee, buildings, linoleum, books, mayonnaise, toilets, meat tenderizer, Furniliars, metal polish, tanks, paper, garbage cans, plastic, women, pavement, glass, shaving cream, small moons, shoe polish, slinghots, synthetic rubber, contraceptives, talcum powder and wood stain.

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