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Garvey
Born of a modest mudfarming family of Portund, Garvey later became the squire of Propitious Opportune, the hero of the Great Battle of Great Unificationess. He was a pivotal figure during The Burnten'ed Times, and would be remembered for his unshaking loyalty and concern for Propitious Opportune in the face of utter hopelessness.
"Oh, Mister Propitious," sighed Garvey, scampering over the rocks to his fallen comrade, "These rocks is so hot and slippery!"
"I think that fish I ate didn't agree with me."
"Oh, Mister Propitious, you're in quite a state! I know how weary you have become from this awful journey... might you lend me that heavy dagger that we might... share the load?
"Garvey, when you put your face really close to mine and say you want to 'share the load'... well, it kinda creeps me out.
"Sorry, Mister Propitious"
"Are you two fanciful arseholders done yet?" growled Duane.
Garvey became not nearly as famous as his magic lance, Duane, which chronicled many post-sundering events, including the Great Battle of Great Unificationess to Ulfulaz the Historian.
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