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Fonard

Fonard was the heir of King Ronard and one of last to take the title of Magic Sword King. His reign was largely unremarkable up until this point of his being mortally wounded at precisely The Longest Moment during a game of dwarfball. The dwarfball game itself was ordered by Fonard as a punative measure against Br'kul'aan the Mispoken, even though the sport was already beginning to be recognized as cruel to the dwarf involved.

At the same moment, the Ronard's Very Large But Unenchanted Spikey Hammer was lost to the line of Ronard, which significantly decreased the power and authority of the kingly line, as well as removing the primary mechanism through which kingship was passed with certainty. Due to this loss, Fonard is referred to by historians as the final Ronardian Hammer King.

Following Fonard's death, his 37 sons fought amongst each other until only one, Julipon, survived and became the next king.

Sons:

1. Hectopon
2. Demipon
3. Lavapon
4. Blonord
5. Blanard
6. Jyptipon
7. Jyptinard
8. Haloscat
9. Ronard the Falconer
10. Plintard
11. Skiptard
12. Sam
13. Hueynard
14. Dueynard
15. Louisnard
16. Pinkinard
17. Splanoard
18. Dranard
19. Nardnard
20. Aardnard
21. Spinkonard
22. Plokipon
23. Swaqipon
24. Gaggard
25. Ronipon
26. Zonipon
27. Mike the Pawn
28. Bill the Guard
29. Pingipon
30. Splitard
31. Connard
32. Dipnard
33. Framipon
34. Frimipon
35. Floomipon
36. Flamipon
37. Julipon

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