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Flowergirl

A living embodiment of chastity, purity, and tragedy, a Flowergirl is a young maiden found selling freshly picked flowers in slums to Heroes or Angsting Rebels for paltry sums of money.

Flowergirls are all destined to die a senseless and ironic death, never have experienced true love or adulthood. This allows others to either experience guilt that makes them rethink their priorities and lives, or spurs them into a blinding rage of bloody vengence against the foul fiend who slew the innocent maiden.

All in all, being a Flowergirl has more to do with being killed by a deranged psychopath at a young age than actually selling flowers. The fact that they all have cheery, kind, and positive dispositions despite their inevitable demise only makes their eventual deaths all the more tragic.

Often, Flowergirls are afflicted by Aromatic Instant Death Syndrome, which contributes to their poor health.

Flowergirls sometimes display latent Borner powers, but are of course all too poor to attend a proper school of Elemenstation.

The best example of a Flowergirl is Eolia from Final Furniture VII, who tragically died from her aromatherapy-induced disease.