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Floibles

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Floibles, the Romance Plague

While Floibles is hardly uncommon, 18,133 saw a true epidemic that was to last for nearly three centuries.

Floibles has a fatality rate of only 13%, but the symptoms are so disfiguring that most fear it more than even the deadliest of plagues. A victim’s hair will turn a garish colour, their eyes swell to a huge size, and in the most extreme cases their lips lose the ability to synchronise with their auditory speech.

Floibles can only be transmitted if, by accident or design, an individual’s entire body is vigorously rubbed- vertically- with a live hamster. Cohor is said to be one of the most famous sufferers.

Even today Floibles is a recognised threat, and many nations have pooled their resources towards education campaigns to reduce the disease’s dangers. For example, the Sadasthijis The Sage Says Make A Worthy Choice Movement has advocated the use of comatose guinea pigs as a less vulnerable, more resilient hamster alternative.

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