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Fishwife

A woman who makes her living by courting and then marrying large fish. This is finacially rewarding for two reasons: First, once caught on land the fish can be used for food. Second, the woman inherits all of the fish's possesions once said fish dies, something that happens quite frequently to Fishwives, often when they happen to come into a large supply of tartar sauce..

Fishwives are typically very ugly by human standards, however they are considered extremely beautiful by members of the fish kingdom with lung fetishes.

While a fairly rare occupation, there exist several nicknames used by the general populace concerning the Fishwife. "Dork Queen" is very popular, but the less said about that the better.