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First Day Disaster (French Title: ?)

Wizbits: Elemenstor High, Episode 101

Aired 9th June 2006

Important characters: Vic, Summer, Sparks, Melissa, Yelp, Vice Principal Radish

Summary

It's the first day of school, and five unlucky students already have afternoon detention. There's the class clown, the princess, the basket case, the geek, and a loser. Nothing in common, except for having to give up their afternoon, rot in the school library, and write an essay for the vice principal. Being from such widely different backgrounds and having such completely different personalities, it's inevitable that some frictions and shenanigans develop. Especially when the vice principal leaves the room!

Synopsis

The episode begins with a montage of the main characters preparing for their first day at the Canadian Citadel. Victor styles his hair and picks out his favorite pimp hat. Summer picks out her best dress and makes sure her cellphone is charged. Sparks clumsily stumbles out of his bed, embaressed to realize that he experinced a Sprocket in his sleep and burnt his way through his sheets. Melissa takes a swig out of a brown bottle. Yelp picks out a selection of comic books to read during class.

As Sparks and his best friend Brian walk to their Bus together, Brian frets over their first day. Sparks juggles some fireballs and assures him that nothing bad could happen during the first day of class. As the giant automobile/cat hybrid rushes towards the Canadian Citadel, the camera pulls back dramatically to showcase the immense size of the giant crystal structure in the middle of Ontario.

Later, Sparks, Vic, Summer, Melissa, and Yelp are all in the school library, and VP Radish is berating them. Radish is dressed up in an ugly '70s style jumpsuit and complains that he had a hot date lined up for the evening, but now has to spend Monday afternoon watchin the school's earliest delinquents.

Radish then leaves the library and goes to work out in the gym. For some odd reason, five minutes of the episode are taken up by his ass shots while he works out on strange exercise machines.

Bored and lonely, the kids engage in a game of Truth or Dare in which Melissa ends up making out with Yelp, causing him to faint. After they revive him, they start playing a pickup game of Hawkey (minus the Rawk Hawks, of course) with Summer haphazardly trying to make sure everyone remains levitated.

The horsing around eventually ends up with Sparks being unable to control himself, and he starts slinging Fireballs around at the books. Unfortunately, Sparks ends up hitting a copy of 1000 Uses for Epic, which is so Epic it starts reflecting the balls around the library, causing the students to take refuge on the school's roof.

Meanwhile VP Radish is baking cookies in the home ec lab.

There's a heart-warming scene where everyone confesses as to why they ended up in detention: Sparks burned off Mr. Fartfire's pants, Melissa was caught drinking in the girl's room, Vic insulted Mr. Beaubier's wardrobe in the cafeteria, Summer got caught looking up porn, and Yelp stupidly tried to commit suicide by swallowing paper.

On the roof, Sparks and Melissa mack on eachother, and Summer tries to hit on Vic, but no go, as his inherent Fanciness resists her womanly charms. Yelp, meanwhile growing a bit of a spine, tries to walk on the edge when he spies Principal Portent berating Radish for being too hard on their students, and for starting his own fire in the home ec lab by trying to do tummy tucks while baking cookies.

The kids rush back to the library where they act like nothing has happened, but half the books have been singed by Sparks' fireball. Radish comes in planning to release them, but demands that whoever set the books on fire confess. Yelp does so, surprising everyone. Radish then lets them all go, and reads their essay which is just signed "The Brunch Club."

On the way out, Yelp actually confesses that he didn't have dentention, but simply likes to go there because it's the only way he can get people to remain in his general vicinity. The other four kids flip him off in disgust and go home, while Yelp gets out some more paper to try again.

Notes

• Introduces the main characters, and sets up their odd relationships with eachother.
• Victor and Yelp have an amusing conversation about why ElamenSTAR was superior to the Wizbits dub.

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