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Fighting Dojo Stronghold of the Fighting Mountains
Nestled in the hidden crevices of the Fighting Mountains lies this ancient mystic centre of the highest fighting arts, highest both in pedigree and altitude. Here, the Fighting Monks of the Fighting Mountain train diligently, learning the fine art of combat and mastering a myriad of fighting forms involving such exotic weapons as the dreaded Stick, the mighty Rock and the frequently self-injury inducing Nunchuck. In order to increase tourism and to play off of the local color, the monks have also taken up the Cardboard Tube, although most have frowned upon the practice as not only is a blatant selling out to the masses in a pathetic appeal for public approval but, you know, what do you think you are, some kind of Samurai? Also, it didn’t really help with the tourism.
Probably had something to do with the fact that it’s a hidden dojo.
There is some confusion regarding the name, which has led certain people to believe that either the dojo itself is in battle with the mountains, or the monks who attend the dojo are fighting the mountains. In truth, there is very little combat between the inanimate objects and the monks, save for the occasions when a monk gets really drunk and rolls (or is tossed) down the mountain. That sucks a lot.
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