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Fig Plucker

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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Fig Plucker

When you're a fig plucker or a fig plucker's son, you pluck figs till the fig pluckin's done. A fig plucker's plucked from packs of proudest peasant people who can pick a peck of pickled peppers. If a fig plucker's seen selling Sw'ftfl'w sea shells by the sea shore or serves six swift snake strikes simultaneously (s)he'll have to sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, from a cheap and chipper chopper on a big black block.

They are also known to be fans of proper cups of coffee poured from proper copper coffee pots.

Fig pluckers are held in high esteem by peasants, but are viewed with contempt by many of the more Epic inhabitants of Battal, as well as stutterers and pigs. You don't even want to know what they do to pigs.

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