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FanastroSocks

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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Fanastro's Suddenly Uncomfortable Socks

Rumor has it that renowned sorceror Fanastro the Pretty Snazzy created this spell to pass the time while visiting other lands. The spell causes the target's socks (or other similar footwear, the spell isn't all that picky) to become oddly uncomfortable. It causes no real damage to target or clothing other than the unsettling feeling that their sock is 'twisted up' and 'doesn't fit quite right.'

Note that this spell has no effect on people wearing stiletto heels, cheaply-made moccasins, or flip-flop sandals.

Many scholars have theorized that Fanastro the Pretty Snazzy was actually kind of a loser.

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