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Fan Fiction

Like all epic stories (and none are more epic than ELotH:TES), The Elemenstor Saga has its share of fan fiction. This body of work consists largely of the barely literate, often psychotic ramblings of ELotH:TES fans, and as such is almost indistinguishable from the original works. Certainly the great Tycho Brahe has in the past embraced many fan fiction offerings as canonical parts of the Elemenstor multiverse, most likely because they go to elaborate lengths to make sense out of the many contradictions he introduced to ELotH:TES -- this philosophical view has been taken to its logical extreme by The All-Inclusionists.

This page attempts to collate and document the various fan offerings, illustrating how and where they fit in the official storyline.

Popular Themes for Fan Fiction

It'd be great if somebody with knowledge in this area could post some example fan fiction story names for categories where none exist.

• Vampyre Ninja vs Werewolf Pirate
• Heart Elemenstation
• • "The Price of Heart"
  • "Heart Elemenstors Unite"
  • "Gonsuave, Heart Elemenstor"
• Spaghetti Westerns
• • "Harbinger Portent vs-"
  • "Destiny of the Strands of Fate"
  • "Chronosorcellors F*ck the Timeline"
  • "Places Lopae Shouldn't Be"
  • "Proposal 2"
• Lander Pheonixsong :)
• • "Pheonixsong Unmasked"
  • "The Tale of Lander Pheonixsong"
  • "Lander Pheonixsong Can't Splel!"
• Scantily-clad Mean Elves
• the Coconut-scented Cataclysm
• alternate interpretations of Book 2 (not as popular now that a definitive version has been released, but some still maintain favorite fan versions)
• the Great Pasta Purge
• budding romance between Skip and Penny
• Hairball
• the Seven Lost Emotions
• the Underpants of the Underdeep
• theories about The Parchment Cylinder
• Focused Size
• Road Gnomes
• Arthak's Blade of Incontinence (and related blade)
• the Recliner of Botany and Guddboy Lad connection
• • "Marquesa Misclequince and the Recliner of Botany"
• The Forlorn Era Of Pensive Twiddle
• the Red Troll
• the Yellow Troll
• the fate of the Vile Worm
• the fates of Ubrith and Spiral Doom
• Bed-Squeak Gremlins
• Buckler of Iniquity
• Rothgar of the Hundred Titles
• the ultimate fate of Elza Shiiwulf of the Surro Surregard at the hands of MooMaa
• MooMaa's Dusting Competition
• Albrosian Alliance
• Razor God Moo Maa
• Zula, as brainwashed by Char Reyarteb in The Sickle and the Sword
• events that take place during the great rock crushing of the Hammer Wars
• the unusual longevity of Lord Greylord
• Attack of the Bacon Golems
• Episode 79-and-a-Half
• Dark Master as Cardboard Tube Samurai
• exploits of the Deathrider Ninja Clan, including stories where they have recovered the Mask of Akhejarr
• possible endings for the Eldritch Assignation
• the origin and uses of the Cheddarblade Cornuthaum
• Leather Queens of Heelspike Tower
• Creak
• Vaxin the Tiny
• the Ginormous Lack of Wanting To
• King Graznyiak of the Questionable Corporate Accounting Practices
• Deputy Warden Sorcitor Korl the Thuper
• Lopae of Hopea
• Lady Arisa
• budding romance between Knuckles and Skip (shudder)
• El-Slash
• Yuri, which is like El-Slash only less so.
• Buxom Succubi of Darkrend Mountain
• the Action Sequence
• The Storm of Fate
• Dr Eggchair's alternate fate, had he not in fact been MooMaa
• Milk of Miracles
• Cameo Cloak
• ELotH timeline beyond the Crystalcrown Chronicles
• Castle Eureka
• Shushipodians having sex with people
• Holl'onnianya and her lovers
• Arguments between Merri'llmnbar and Holl'onnianya over Erotic versus Romantic Love
• Litekatihtakta and her lovers (which in some Fan Fiction includes Kitalihetilaka)
• Mudder Nog (this usually includes transgender material and sometimes Lopae of Hopea)
• Maydin Mag and her adolescent/adult life
• The identiy and canonicity of the narrator of Book 1: Epic
• Fruiit Fu'kar the Prime
• Cult of Jgorloruy
• Murpelts
• Lyta A'lon
• Lady B'gt'ts
• Welregar of Ebonshire
• The Storm of Fate
• Peter the Slayer
• EFWQ XI: Tale of the Synchronized World Trees

Specific Well Known Fan Works

Literature

• 100 Slashes of the Sword
• Chasing Death
• Glaivemistresses Regret
• The Loin, The Witch and the Cupboard
• Reign of the Astrovixens
• The Sordid Tale of Seamus the Bottle-Master
• Shilo Hartsel Stories
• The Tribbit Fishers
• Ubrith: The Untold Adventures
• The Vile Furniliar
• Cubby Enjoys Men
• The Scolding of Persephalous
• Cubbert P Oakwood Shows His Grain
• The Hunt for Bounty

Non-Erotic Fan Fiction

• Tales of the Prancing Rhymester
• The Heirarch Wars: The Hidden And Very Dangerous Wars
• Splitting the Worm
• Why mommy's bed squeaked
• The Forlorn Era
• Destiny of the Strands of Fate
• Weapons, Our Way of Life
• Rise of B'llbr'dsk'
• The Dessert of Ambrisoleir

Terrible, Terrible Fan Fiction

Included here both for completeness, and the lulz

• The Peanut Planet
• The Poultacracy Period
• Tickets for the Con
• crosovr of Hawt
• Wizbits vs Star Wars: The Kids' Showdown
• Wizbits vs Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Firefly vs Stargate SG 1 vs Call of Cthulhu vs MST3K vs The Daily Show vs Max vs Frank vs The World
• The Felkin Game
• Ingmar the Orcwood Dresser
• • OrcWood

Fan Comics

• Mirana Soulfox's Adventures in Battal
• Megawangokyo

Terrible, Terrible Fan Comics

• The I'den Saga
• Wizbits vs Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Firefly vs Stargate SG-1 vs Call of Cthulhu vs Mystery Science Theater 3000 vs The Daily Show vs Max vs Frank vs The World: The Furnie Conflict

Machinima & Game Mods

• Battal Adventures
• Mists over Blee
• Oak vs Pine
• Without a Leg to Stand On

Interactive Fiction

• ELotH:AET
• • ELotH:AET Sample Transcript

Music

• Elemenstor, Bloody Elemenstor