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Faize Vanishing Cheese

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Faize Vanishing Cheese

Faize Vanishing Cheese is what gave the town of Moonrock Glade its fifteen minutes of fame. Since the cheese is infused with powdered Moonrock at some point during its creation, Faize Vanishing Cheese is, like the Moonrock Gate itself, intermittently existent. Unlike the Moonrock Gate, however, the ratio of existence to nonexistence varies with the grade of the cheese. Grades of Faize Vanishing Cheese are rated by their Moonrock content, ranging from R for the most Regular and Moonrock-rich of vanishing cheese, all the way 'round the alphabet backwards to S for the most Spasmodic.

It is widely treated as a delicacy due to its rarity: even those who own Faize Vanishing Cheese have a hard time eating it while it still exists. A diet craze spread briefly throughout Battal. This diet prescribed the intake of nothing but Faize Vanishing Cheese, as the cheese would cease to exist shortly after ingestion. This was wildly popular until it was discovered that the nonexistent cheese could not be digested until it existed again, and thus never left the poor sap's digestive tract. Upon the cheese's re-existence, the most avid proponents of the diet suffered from a disorder known as Sudden Explosive Obesity, the inspiration for the spell of the same name.

While many of the manufacturers of Faize Vanishing Cheese have since closed up shop, the cheese itself can still be found throughout Battal. Sometimes. When it exists.

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