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Ephram P Grifflin

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Ephram P. Grifflin

E.P. Grifflin was a naturalist, fisherman, and assistant to Dawinesque and Chelwurst Damarywyn on the Voyage of the Bagel to Zonardia. Grifflin was known for his annoying, shrill laugh and just spouting out whatever random thing came into his head. During the expedition, he kept on proposing moronic and annoying names for just about every new species they encountered.

In the end, Darwynnesque let him name a species of rabbit, Ephram's Retarded Rabbit, in a failed attempt to shut him up.

Tragically, Grifflin later suffered an untimely death caused by falling off the edge of Zonardia. And by “falling off the edge”, Dawinesque and Damarywyn meant they bludgeoned him to death with Rockflowers.

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