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ElemenTrics

The standard unit of measurement in the land of Battal, the Elementric was determined in accordance with the shaft length of the Mighty Dong of the High-Master Pudenda. That his tool was so mighty was due to a failed experiment, in which waves of elemenststrative distortulocuration were unleashed from a grapefruit, only to rebound in disgust from his hermaphroditic decor, then to be funneled by a temporal sphincture directly into his Grand Codpiece of Retaining.

Legend has it that his elemenstratively invigorated piece was so mighty that it could crack the Soul-Walnuts of the Dripping Tree of Ng, but was of so abhorrent an aspect that no-one would devour the Holy Wallfruit contained therein, which in turn unleashed the Great Plague of Indifference upon the land, killing several hundred-thousand of the Ahedhehaychdhe Goats of Krpingsax.