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Grand Master Pirate Dzjack du Marlet of the Union of Eviler Pirates

Other Pseudonyms include: "Jack the Hipper", "Arty: Grog Swiller Extraordinnaire", and "Susan Nybolde of the Salacious Nips"

Grand Master Pirate Dzjack du Marlet was a pirate who suffered from a severe and debilitating combination of scurvy and abandonment issues. Nevertheless, he still managed to work his way up the Corporate Pirate Ladder to earn the most prestigious title of the piratical world; Grand Master.

Career within the Pirate Unions

Prior to the War of Evil Pirates versus Eviler Pirates, he created the Union of Eviler Pirates, as a reaction to the recent birth of the Union of Evil Pirates. He also based his headquarters in a room above Ye Scurvy Seadog Taverne, in the port-town of Arrrr and designed the logo himself.

His logo consisted of the words "Union of Eviler Pirates" in mock-helvetica typeface, but he chose to purposefully capitalize the last two letters of of "Eviler" in order to remove confusion between the two newly-formed unions.

When the War of Evil Pirates versus Eviler Pirates began, he defected from the Union of Eviler Pirates, citing an inconsistency in the levels of evilness within the party. The Union of Evil Pirates quickly welcomed him with open arms, as well as open arm/hook combinations.

On his initiation rites into the Union of Evil Pirates, Dzjack unfortunately forgot to belch after toasting to the other pirates' health. This is seen as a total disregard for piratey honour, and Dzjack was booted out of the union.

His tenure lasted a total seventeen minutes. However, over thirty-two barrels of grog were consumed during his reign.

Appearance

Notable aspects of Grand Master Dzjack du Marlet's appearance was that he had a wooden leg, despite having two perfectly functioning fleshy legs still attached to his body.

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