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Disgusting Pile Of Feces Monster Toy And Game Company (DPFMTG Co.)

The Disgusting Pile Of Feces Monster Toy And Game Company made a name for itself producing sub-par toys based on a number of both well known and obscure licenses. It is the manufacturer of the ClickBricks(TM) Elemenstrator Playset and Novella. The name of the company was an unfortunate translation error of its original Chinese name. The company folded before it could legally get its name changed to Development and Production of Fantasy Monster Toy and Game Company.

It was eventually bankrupted after a number of parents attempted to sue the company after their children where either killed or maimed while using their products. The lawsuit unfortunately failed due to a mistrial when the judge when missing. The judge was however eventually tracked to the Samoan islands where he had been living like a king with millions of dollars he had "found". The parents, enraged and with a thirst for blood broke into the company's corporate headquarters and shot anything that moved. Fortunately, the only casualty was the automatic door on the first floor.

The company mysteriously folded soon after, claiming that millions of dollars had been embessled by a disgruntled person on the payroll. This was followed by the great, but oddly specfic goverment building fire of 2002.