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Dark Furniture Prince, The

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The Dark Furniture Prince

Not much is known regarding the Dark Furniture Prince, as his entire story is bound in a handful of prophecy which has yet to come to pass.

And behold, as the Dark Prince rises among Men, tainted by the evil powers-that-be.

He shall be a ruler to Furniture, king to Furnies.

And with an iron fist, he shall lead his armies towards the destruction of the world.

-- excerpted from the novel War of the Taints

While a single little-known prophecy would normally be of little consequence, The Dark Prince was also forewarned by an ancient Wardrobe.

Beware, my brothers! For a man claiming to be your true leader will arise, and many shall flock to him!

But he will be a Son of the Darkness, an Evil Prince thirsting for the death of all!

Many will follow, fall to his dark lures!

But you, my brothers, must stand tall and face the Dark Prince, before he destroys us all!

-- excerpted from the novel The Golden Wang

Unfortunately, the Wardrobe was senile and had cornered a traveling salesman, a priest, two cats and a sofa instead of relaying his warning to somone who might actually be capable of standing up to the Dark Prince. Being a salesman, the salesman immediately concocted The Brotherhood of the Wardrobe, a collaborative business between said cats, priest, sofa and himself.

Although not confirmed, many suspect that Osmond the Ottoman was in fact the Dark Furniture Prince.

I can't seem to find much else about the Brotherhood; is there anyone else who can fill in the gap about them?

-Zee

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