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Dagger of Nrorldrigar
The infamous darkdirk wielded by Jebbidiah Mebbidiah during The Magic Sword Kings Period.
History
It was first discovered in the unpronounceable depths of Dungeon Nrorldrigarard by Aunty Notsobryte, who, having inadvertently wandered into the Dragonapple wine cellar of King Ronard, was beset by Juicebats and fled away screaming to Nrorldrigarard National Park. Notsobryte allegedly pried the dagger from the skeletal hands of Fibrino VIII, known in life for his unreadable translation of the Mondowondomicon.
Aunty Notsobryte accidentally bequeathed the dagger to Jebbidiah in her will, although she had never met the young man, and he lived some five-thousand ploisnus away.
Legend has it that when Jebbidiah faced The Bad Boys of Punctuation, the dagger's cumbersome inscription provided a long enough distraction for him to escape unconjugated. The complete transcription reads:
If thou so pleasest, the Dagger of Nrorldrigar bids its victim loquacious and surreptitious tidings from the Literally Unspeakable Evil of Dungeon Nrorldrigarard which, being by its very nature ineffable to the tongue, wishes thou and all of thy sort tickled until mute, illiterate or dead.
When the dagger is unsheathed, the letters glow distractingly, and upon each ring of steel against steel, an incorporeal voice reads this sentence into the ear of the wielder's opponent.
The weapon ultimately ended up in the hands of King Yackleson, who used it most often to cut luncheon meats.
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