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Creak

Creak is Furnie slang for any sort of Furnie-related sexual activity. It is also used to describe various erotic works by the fandom which depict Furniliars in sexual situations (and potentially a few canon references).

Out of respect for the younger members of the fandom reading this, any actual description of the types of Creak acts commonly engaged will not be written here. Needless to say, though, it generally involves furniture, Furniliar costumes, and sexual organs. (It should be noted for the sake of thoroughness that these bizarre acts usually also involve a certain degree of care taken to avoid splinters. This is often overemphasized by those external to furnie fandom, as a well maintained and oiled piece of furniture is virtually splinter free.)

Famous Creak Fanworks

• The Fan-created Animated Film Nimble the Nightstand and the Locked Cabinet
• The fanfiction Cubbert P Oakwood Shows His Grain
• The (generally in bad taste, even in Furnie circles) fanfiction Cubby Enjoys Men
• The famous doujin Submission: CABINET
• The now slightly less-than-famous Titillating Tales Of The Wizbits

Websites

• FurniturePorn.com (not directly ELotH:TES-related)