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The Cheeseflute of Time

The Cheeseflute of Time is and artifact that has sadly been lost to the ages. Made by Randthral the Prognosticator, it was originally used as a consolation gift to Meeelgin the Sad, who supposedly very much enjoyed edible and magical instruments. The Cheeseflute was apparently used to travel through time if you played a catchy enough tune on it. The catchier the song, the more time you could travel through. If you played a very cheesy tune, the Cheeseflute would be angered and would only bring you back or forward a few seconds or so to your extreme annoyance. But sadly, Meeelgin the Sad actually ate the Cheeseflute of Time when she was very distracted by an incredibly good Tuborg player. Today, master cheeseflutists yearn to uncover the secret of the Cheeseflute of Time.