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The Chair Brigade
Nobody expects the Chair Brigade! Their chief weapon is suprise. Surprise and doorstops. Their chief weapons are surprise and doorstops. And termites. Their three chief weapons are suprise, termites, doorstops, and stools. Four. Four chief weapons. Among their chief weapons, the Chair Brigade employs surprise, termites, doorstops, and stools.
The Chair Brigade are a vicious but rather innefective Ezermethalonian Gestapo of sorts, and their chief trimph was briefly kidnapping Serafina Haberdasheron (taking her by surprise) and giving her rather awful scuffmarks using doorstops and unfinished wooden stools. Finally, they unleashed termites upon her. This proved to be their undoing as she was not made of wood. The termites quickly ate Serafina's sisal restraints and allowed her to escape, only after she viciously sat upon a number of the Chair Brigade's footstoolsoldiers.
The Chair Brigade was founded and controlled by Gorg Stinkrot, who manipulated its members for his own evil porpoises. Its chief is Stoutback, whose second in command is Straightleg and whose third in command is Persephalous
ELotH:TES Canon
The Chair Brigade was introduced in Book 6.
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