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Casserole of Calamitous Augury

This extremely dangerous casserole is among Bertrick's more complex creations. It is said to borrow one unique spice from all of the twelve realms, blending them with three dozen different foods in a crockpot that must simmer under a full moon.

If cooked correctly, it is said that the casserole is so delicious as to draw tears from those who would eat it, evoking only the best qualities of every single ingredient. This joy is shortlived, however, as he who eats it is then besieged with intense images of how he and all his closest friends/family will meet their doom. It is rumored that High Culimancer Bertrick tore up this recipe after ingesting the casserole himself, claiming no man was meant to have seen the things he saw...especially from eating such delicious food. Though some say that Zr'tal Malven may have recovered the page for his own sinister purposes. The addition of Smoos Ants has no negative affect in most casseroles, but some Culimancers believe the ants will bring a most horrible taste and no visions of doom.