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CanAmeriMexican Foodstuffs, Inc.

The best sweets in the tri-country area!

CanAmeriMexican Foodstuffs, Inc. were producers of cheap candy for Mexico, Canada, and America, although the vast majority of their candies were produced in Mexico. Before gaining the license to produce Fruit Pies based on The Wizbits, their biggest sellers (rhetorically speaking) were Tamarind Paste Spoons, Super Puckers!, and Turkey Dinner candy bars. All were generally hated; Tamarind Paste Spoons were made from tainted tamarind and induced hallucinations, Super Puckers! were made from an iodine-free salt substitute with more sodium than actual salt has, and Turkey Dinner candy bars were made of chocolate, beef tallow, and turkey bone fragments. CanAmeriMexican was chosen as the producer of Wizbits fruit pies thanks to James Langomedes, who professed a love of the Tamarind Paste Spoons.

Their fruit pies were, in a startling change of pace, largely edible in at least a theoretical sense. Aside from Toadvomit pies, which never left testing, the most damage the pies did was horribly accelerate tooth decay, considered minor after the numerous hospitalizations inflicted by their other candies.