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Brahm Singer's Bizarre Battal Sextology

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Brahm Singer's Bizarre Battal Sextology

A sextology of cult humor films produced by director and writer Brahm Singer. They are chiefly tongue-in-cheek parodies of The Elemenstor Saga, and science fiction/fantasy genres in general. Nearly all of the films take place in Joisey, a small town in The Sickle. The characters in the films all tend to refer to events and characters that happened in each other, and the duo of Freddy and Quiet Tom appear in all of them, and star in the fifth.

Although originally fan-made films, a deal with Realmworlds Publishing allowed them license to use Elemenstor Saga settings and concepts, garnering them larger areas of distribution, and eventually led to Brahm Singer being hired as the producer and head writer for Wizbits: Elemenstor High.

The dispute over the cannonity of these films is hotly debated, a fact that the fourth film, Canon, parodies in itself.

Shopkeeps

The first in the Bizarre Battal series, it follows a day in the life of two Shopkeeps. Vergil is a Shopkeep unsatisfied with his life dispensing minor restorative potions, jerky, and adventuring supplies to Assorted Heroes going about and doing assorted Epic things, he feels he is wasting his life in Joisey. His slacker friend Rylan is perfectly happy with his lot as a Shopkeep, and tries to cheer up his compatriot throughout the day. In addition, Vergil is forced to chose between two women in his life - one whom is a passionate, glorious, but unloyal Elemenstor - the other who is a simple but loving peasant. Throughout the day, they experience numerous wacky hijinks, including dealing with the deranged Herbalists Freddy and Quiet Tom.

Bazaar-Rats

Bazaar-Rats follows the adventures of two slackers who enjoy hanging out at the Forever Bazaar daily. However, their girls dump them due to lack of ambition. They concoct a conplex plan to win back their girlfriends with the help of Freddy and Quiet Tom. It was critically panned for being more mainstream than the other films in the Sextology, although Tycho Brahe himself makes a humorous guest appearence in which he has a discussion with one of the make characters about Furniliar Sex.

Pursuing Ophelia

A bittersweet romantic comedy about four Sorcerers in the Sickle, trying to gain recognition. During the course of their working relationship, Cauliflower falls in love with Tommonia, despite the fact that she considers herself a Particularly Unwomenly Women Folk.

Canon

A comic portrayal of fandom debates takes place in this movie, featuring two Hierarchs who are punished for drunken misdeeds by being forced to take human form. A dissillusioned Clerical Healer and Freddy and Quiet Tom try to stop them from leaving the earthly plane of Battal by destroying Timenes itself. The film pokes fun at the idea that the world would have to make perfect sense all the time, and that a story written by multiple people who are never in contact would ever make sense.

In the most "meta" moment of the movie, four characters who appear to be representations of the fictional "real world" characters from the Fan Fiction Tickets for the Con, which canonizes these characters while at the same time completely recontextualizes them.

Freddy and Quiet Tom Dawn the Dark Shadows

A crazy series of mishaps occur when Freddy and Quiet Tom travel to The Shield to gain enough money to travel around the world and beat up every single fan who didn't like the previous four movies.

Shopkeeps II: Passion of the Keep Shoppers

A finale to the series, featuring the return of Vergil and Rylan from the first movie, now 10 years older. The two are torn between finally growing up and leaving their occupations as Shopkeeps or simply sticking to their routine. Particularly noticible for the hilarious scene in which Rylan and a customer debate which is better: The Song of the Sorcelator and The Elemenstor Saga.

Freddy and Quiet Tom Go Canadian, Eh?

An aborted film project in which Freddy and Quiet Tom return to high school in Canada to get their GEDs. It was eventually reworked into The Wizbits do Canada, eh TV special, and became Wizbits: Elemenstor High from there.

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