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Beef Bridge

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Beef Bridge

"No need to fear, nuns! For I, Benedier, am here to keep you from perish--ohshitwhatamIgonnado?!!"

So were the words that presaged the creation of the Beef Bridge crafted by the Mediocre Stream Elemenstor Benedeir the Mediocre. Faced with the difficulty of saving a handful of nuns before they crossed a broken bridge, Benedier paniced and directed the gear By His Bootstraps at the local butcher shop. An array of delicious Beef products rose forth and formed a bridge under the nuns' feet, thus creating the Beef Bridge. The tiny town that recieved the magical bridge of beef celebrated by hiring a more popular Fire elemenstor to cook the beef and serve it, promptly forgetting Benedier and not letting him have any of his delicious beef-medium. Such was the tragedy of Benedeir's life.

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