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Beach Ball of Speed

Page history last edited by Tim 15 years, 11 months ago

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Beach Ball of Speed

The Beach Ball of Speed imparts on the user a keen understanding of the inefficiencies in any Elemenstation process, enabling the Elemenstor to increase his Elemenstation speed by anywhere from 10% to 200%, depending on his Stream affinity.

The Ball is white with blue stripes. Due to crass commercialization by Elemenstors of the Peninsula, an advertising slogan, which we will not repeat here, appears in white writing on one of the blue stripes.

These Balls are sometimes sold by vendors on the Riotous Beaches next to the Dwarven beard-braiding kiosks.

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