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Battle of Wang's Peak

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Battle of Wang's Peak

The final battle of The War of 102 Years, and the only successful forceful ending of a Dwarven Kranakakrak. After brazenly leading his army through a time portal to see who he could make very unhappy indeed by way of violence, Cedric the Bastard discovered a majestic Battal Oak. Due to temporary befuddlement caused by the portal, he named it Tyron (pronounced TEE-ron*). It was this befuddled kinship with a tree combined with his rage upon seeing an advancing Dwarven army in its 100th year of a Kranakakrak that caused him to enter a psychologically god-like state of raw, indescribable wrath. More than half the dwarves killed in the ensuing battle were killed by Cedric himself - their king, Uregor the Proud, was almost completely vaporized by Cedric's unspeakably forceful blows.

The loose spiritual energy of the dwarves unleashed by the carnage entered the tree. After Cedric gave a tearful goodbye to his beloved Tyron and led his army back through the portal, which then closed up, the tree crumbled to the ground, revealing a small wooden being with Cedric's disposition and a Dwarven accent. This being, taking the name Cedric had given him and wandering through Battal until the end of time, is the subject of an eponymously named series of European claymation shorts.

* TEE-ron is the pronounciation preferred by the Battal LARPing Guild. From what I understand, most of the rest of the fan community uses "TIE-ron"

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