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B'llbr'dsk'
B'llbr'dsk' is one of the most famous of Sw'ftfl'woots in Sw'ftfl'wootian literature. It was he who supposedly smote down (with a single blow!) the dam which blocked the Sw'ftfl'w River during the Vampyric Wars. He supposedly then either ate the legendary sword, R'll'b'gsw'd, and shot lightning from his nose, or threw it into the river, causing the waters to taste like plums for a month.
Legends
Many are the Sw'ftfl'wootian legends of B'llbr'dsk'. Here follow a few of them.
| B'llbr'dsk' hated Vampyres, and he was half-Vampyre himself! And he hated irony! |
| B'llbr'dsk' is the father of every Sw'ftfl'wootian on the east shore! |
| He sweats mead! And his toenails are used as currency in Mandleclang! |
| B'llbr'dsk' once inhaled a bat and sneezed out the pieces in the shape of little flowers! |
| He brushes his teeth with a falchion and rock salt. |
The legends vary similarly on the topic of how exactly he died, or if he ever even did. Some fans suspect that the 'woots may have on occasion confused the identities of B'llbr'dsk' and S'yrf'yl the Immortal.
The actual events of the destruction of Adhnaten Lake are not directly described in The Twilight Vampyres, which immediately follows Vhadxi's anger at the negligence of his troops with the celebration of the Sw'ftfl'woots and their exhortations of B'llbr'dsk'.
Other Appearances
B'llbr'dsk' stars in the relatively popular, but canonically weak, Rise of B'llbr'dsk' Fan Fiction. An unreconizable (but blue) character of this name serves as a trainer in the FurniColiseum of FurniPets.
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